… at least some of these apply:
- You have been given an ultimatum about a car from a partner.
- You sold a car and regretted it later because it became valuable.
- You’ve fallen off of a perfectly good road.
- You know the value of a thin sole.
- You’re too old for toy cars, but you can see one from where you are reading this.
- You can’t remember peoples names, but you remember them by car and car color.
- You don’t call it the “long way”, instead you call it the “fun way”.
- Washing up liquid and sugar.
- You know the name of the actor that played Joey in Friends, but you’ve never seen Friends.
- The only adverts you see on YouTube are for cars you can’t afford.
- You’ve heard a car making a noise absolutely nobody else can hear.
- You actually check your oil.
- The idea of mismatched tires eats away at your soul.
- 10mm socket.
- Your shoes have had to be thrown out as they wore out down the right side of the right foot.
- You know it really isn’t the only answer.
- The Eurobeat has intensified.
- Malibu is not for surfing.
- Your insurance company doesn’t need to know about the thing…
- It’s forty minutes away but you’ll be there in twenty five.
- You own cat litter… but don’t own a cat.